Valentines Eve walk of shame

"Ha ha look at him... he's a tw*t!!" said the spotty Asbo chav!
"Loser!" cried the 15yr old Mum
"You shouldn't have," mocked the bricky!
"I say old boy, you look like a fool" expressed the banker in the pin stripe.
(Very diverse crowd we get in brum..)

Yeah thats right... I just did the Valentines Eve, walk of shame!!

Walking down Birminghams main shopping street, New Street, with flowers under one arm, and Thorntons Continental under the other....
If i didn't know by then, my friend Jon told me there's nothing more embarrassing... so I know I'm not alone.

Why do we do it!! At least they weren't roses..

So i quickly pick the flowers I want, then march back to work, in a sheepish way... In fact it was someone walking sheepishly but trying to seem confident....

I even glared at the spotty chav.. in a kind of.. yeah they're F IN flowers mate! and if you try and mock me or my flowers.. you may find them growing out of your ass!!!

Obviously I didn't... cos he mocked me and I took it... I took it like a man with a bunch of flowers and chocolates would take it!!!.. Like a bitch!!

I felt like a walking cliché.... Like I just won the game, how many clichés can one man do in 30 mins.... 3 obviously....
1. Flowers
2. Chocolates
3. Sheepish walk, pretending to be confident...

I strangely found out that if you press Alt + 1 3 0 it = é

So know i write cliché with the accent... not sure if its right... but I like it..

I should know as I take french classes....
Wow.. i didn't realise I was such a smooth mo fo... flowers, chocolates, french linguist...
Lock up your daughters.

PS regarding Nintendogs from yesterday.... I've been playing it quite a bit... I step out the office to take the dog for a walk, or to feed and water him...

He's called Champ... and you know what..... I think he may just be one....hmnnaaah.. I think he is..